I know you've missed me — but why didn't you write me?  I've been off the grid fro over a month and not one of you has so much as e-mailed me with a "hey, you okay?" message.  I'm hurt and I'm upset.  Mom, dad, what do you have to say for yourselves?  (And I don't want to hear the same excuse, "We're 80 years old, we don't know how to use e-mail.")